LIES,

Or, Notes from an Old Roommate to a New Roommate,

So Kat, this is one of the few reasons you will absolutely love living with Lindsay, you know her excellent music choices. I'm going to enlighten you on a few of the other things you need to know before the semester starts.

1. Say goodbye to your money, because you are now going to expected to buy her anything she might need. Now this includes coffee at all times of the day and food, mostly late at night.
2. You have to pick out what she's going to wear. Don't really concern yourself over what you pick, because she'll just wind up wearing something else, but be aware she is going to yell at you that THIS IS A BIG DEAL.
3. Going to bed is a big routine. Make sure she doesn't lose any of her pillows and for the love of God DON'T TOUCH HER BUNNY.
4. The last week of the semester is going to be difficult, seeing as she will have to do all of her papers from the semester. Don't expect to get any sleep.
5. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LET HER HUG YOU ON THE STAIRS. It will inevitably lead to a broken nose.
6. On a related note, she needs help doing her laundry. You'll have to go with her and stand there and entertain her on the long trip to the laundry room and back.

Now there are many more things you will learn. But basically, just keep her fed and leave her bunny alone and you will probably survive the semester. And really, good luck with her. If you have any problems, just email me and I'll fix it for you.